tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

(Source: tympanista)

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

pestered:

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are ugly it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

fake-hero:

e-lric:

“what is this.. pain in my chest?”

said the shoujo manga character after knowing someone for 2 days

“what is this.. pain in my butt?”

said the yaoi manga character after two chapters