queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.

Look at all that happy.

(Source: 4GIFs)

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

madopiano:

Watching percussionists in ensembles during concerts is so stressful like I always get so pumped full of adrenaline when I watch them and in my head I’m like gO GET THE thing—omG RUN OVER TO the other— ARE YOU COUNTing watCH THE CONDUCTOR omg RUN omg GO GET YOUR MALLET OMG omg omg omg MUTE THE GONG omg