website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.

me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*


me: wait i'm 20 years old


i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

I’m home alone so I spent my whole morning after I showered without a shirt on and it’s pretty liberating


north west better have a report card that says “North West has problems following directions”


How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that