website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.

me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*

me:

me: wait i'm 20 years old

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

I’m home alone so I spent my whole morning after I showered without a shirt on and it’s pretty liberating

cawllin:

north west better have a report card that says “North West has problems following directions”

colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that