I just like stuff okay
blockbuster went out of business, which shocked everyone because we all thought they already did three years ago
my mom and I were walking our dogs and some guy whistled and yelled “hey sexy!” so I turned to my dog and said “did you hear that Riley? he thinks you’re sexy!” and my mom laughed so hard we had to stop walking
it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense
please follow your dream
"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up"
"boys don’t like girls who eat too much"
"boys don’t like girls who talk too much"
sounds like boys are gay.