I'd rather be in your bed
website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
me: wait i'm 20 years old
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
I’m home alone so I spent my whole morning after I showered without a shirt on and it’s pretty liberating
north west better have a report card that says “North West has problems following directions”